Whale Party

When you have arrived at what you assumed would be a awesome party, only to find it overrun with obese, thick skinned ladies.

"Man! Dave told me to go this house for a get together, and when I got there it was a total whale party, and he wasnt even there, must have got the memo before-hand."

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Poop Whale

When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.

I dropped two poop whales yesterday.

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The Beached Whale

The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!

Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?

Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!

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Polish the whale

the 360 change in direction performed by a girl on top during intercourse with a girthy dick. The circle can begin at any point (facing forward, either side or reverse cowgirl) and must end at that point.

I totally thought i was gonna last another few minutes until she decided to polish the whale, totally blew it.

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Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.

After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."

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shutter whale

An overweight tourist (generally American), taking obnoxious photos abroad.

Did you see that Shutter Whale taking photos of the leaning tower of Pisa?

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thirsty whale

a girl who is a cock hungry bitch that will fuck anything

"julie will fuck anything that thirsty whale"

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