drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

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Wine Fuck

a female who is easy to screw by just getting a few glasses of wine into her.

the Bistro was loaded with possible wine fuck women, who were ready to go to town with just a few glasses of vino bought by some horny guy.

wine hand

Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.

The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.

Wine blouse

When you’re packin’ a Francia bag in your jacket for hydration

Hey man nice wine blouse. Can I get a squirt of Chablis?

Not a wine sac

Albert Einstein is an anagram of ten elite brains so I tried making an anagram of Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton is not a wine sac

Vagine Wine

Not to be confused with Wine Vagine, Vagine Wine is actually quite the opposite. Vagine Wine is the liquid gold that cums out of your girl that is as precious as a 1992 Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon. If you get to the point where the Vagine Wine is flowing, keep doing it.

"You guys use lube? All I gotta do is look at my girl and her Vagine Wine has her all lubed up."

wine muncher

A man that only eats ( sucks off/ blows) dick

Jim: Do you think bobs gay
Timmy: Nahh
Jim: hes a wine muncher
Bob: *shlurp*