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The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.

“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”

by Nacho Burris December 31, 2024


box o' wine

Wine in a box (ex. Franzia)

She really likes the box o' wine; maybe a little too much.

by georgiatx92 September 3, 2010

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Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018


lonely wine

Tears

My Tears supply my lonely wine...

by Buck Rogers1959 May 21, 2017


Irish wine

Referring to drinking Jameson out of a glass.
Jameson bottles are shaped like wine bottles and green . The classy Irish choice . BBC

Bartender what will you have : I’ll have a Irish wine and a bud heavy .

Wanna wrench on the car and throw back some Irish wine bud

by The Bearded Bastard November 30, 2019


Wine with a mermaid

It means sex.

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.

by AgoPTP December 30, 2022


San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.

"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"

by Thahash May 15, 2022