widows wine

A girl that you leave your current woman for.

Danm that girl is widows wine to every man

Wine camping

A "Hoity Toity" term for getting shit faced drunk on wine in the woods!

For example a business professional may tell his colleagues that he is going wine camping this weekend because it sounds more refined and cultured, instead of "I have been so stressed that I am going to pack my car with wine, drive into the woods, drink it all and commune with nature in my plastered state".

Wine bottling

When your morning dump after after an evening drinking is solid like a cork at the beginning and the rest spews out like champagne.

I drank too much last night, had a case of wine bottling on the john this morning.

wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”

I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.

Unwilling Wine Stein

The Unwilling Wine Stein is a "wine" of choice, unknowingly spiked with quaaludes and served in a beer stein to conceal the impurities.

Typically served at frat parties but has gained popularity in the Hollywood rape culture

Aptly named after Hollywood producer, Harvey Weinstein.

I went to a Hollywood party last weekend, drinking wine from a beer stein... next thing you know, some fat guy is yanking out my tampon and eating my pussy.

I think I drank the Unwilling Wine Stein

red wine supernova

'Red wine supernova' is a play on the term 'champagne supernova'
a euphemism for an explosive hookup

Let’s listen to “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan.

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red wine supernova

an amazing chappell roan song ❤️🧡🤍💜🩷

🍷”I’m a lesbian, of course I listen to Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan.”🍷