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when a woman puts their period blood inside a condom and puts it in the freezer, then a guy puts the frozen bloody condom on and begins to do anal to the woman while shes in the act of shitting
i asked MIA if she wanted to me to do a kansas gummy worm on her and then she got mad for some reason
Several women in this group have blocked me on discord for contacting them privately. You know…heh….the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is….
I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).
First off, yes I'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?'But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex.
To all the other E-girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision. As you can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgable friend.
do not trust the beast, epic fail worm
Someone who appears to have muscle under their clothing, but in fact, they don't.
Tim: Look at John, is it me or has he been working out?
Mario: Nah. He's a Earth Worm Jim. Take off that sweater and he'll look like a run away chiwawa.
A diet in which some models ect. swallow a pill that containes tape worm eggs. That way they can eat all they want and never get over weight.
That model looks great because she's on a tape worm diet.
When a penis is first inserted into a bloody, menstruating vagina, and then into a butt hole, leaving it covered in blood and feces (so that said penis resembles a recently unearthed bloodworm). Usually ending with someone "taking the bait" or licking the dirty penis clean.
Dude #1 "Hey, I wanna put some p in the v tonight but Sally is on the rag"
Dude #2 "You should give her a Mississippi Blood Worm! I'll take the bait!"
something you don’t want to be called.
you’re being a fucking boba worm bitch right now.
A song about a depressed little kid who eats worms
No one likes me,
Everyone hates me,
I'm goin' to the garden
To eat some worms
Tear off the rubbery parts,
Chew up the sticky part
And gulp down the gooey part...
Yum yum yum...I ate a worm!