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When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
A person that idly scrolls through social media on a mobile device, often without even paying attention to the content. In extreme cases hours can be lost in this state. Interaction of any kind is impossible, one must wait for either a wifi drop out or battery low warning before engaging.
"Sue! You're such a thumb zombie, look at me when I talk to you!"
A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.
Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.
My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.
I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.
When you love someone so much that you would rather let them turn you into a zombie than shoot them.
She dropped her gun and surrendered to zombie lurve letting her boyfriend bite her so they could be zombie lovers forever.
When a person is so black he/she looks like a turd & so ugly he/she looks like a zombie.
Bruh! You seen that dude? He look like a doodoo zombie!
A young person who is incapable of being quiet for any amount of time.
In reference to the fact that a person who is constantly talking would be easy for zombies to find and devour in a zombie apocalypse.
I went to see a movie last night, but the zombie snacks behind me ruined it.
"Shut up you zombie snack, I'm trying to read!"
The school teacher developed quite the drinking habit, trying to cope with all of the zombie snacks in her classroom.