January 3

It’s the official girl in red day. Where you should only listen to girl in red songs (it isn’t a strict rule because you can also listen to other songs but the more girl in red the better).

This date was oficially set by the dudettes in 2020.

Timmy - I can’t believe that it’s already January 3rd.
Peter- You know what that means...
Timmy- Um i don’t, what is it?
Peter- It’s girl in red day!
Timmy- I completely forgot!!

Peter- Let’s listen to “girls”

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January 3

the most massive dick in the world day

“damn you were born on january 3rd? you must have the most massive dick”

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december 3

december third comes from the song “heather” by conan gray. specifically, the lyrics are, “i still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater..” and so on. on this day your s/o is supposed to give you their sweater to represent this song. this will never happen to me, someone love me. please.

s/o: here’s my sweater, it’s december 3rd.
you: ty :)
s/o: it looks better on you than it does me :,)

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Gnome 3

A piece of shit.

A reason to switch to Xfce.

Unity's ugly step sister.

I got upgraded to Gnome 3 and decided to switch back to Windows 98

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May 3

May 3rd is the day when the best dick sucker and rider was born. Hit someone with this birthday up. You won't regret it...I know I didn't ;)

Person A: Hey, isn't Alice's birthday on May 3rd?
Person B: Oh wait- I gotta go hit her up-

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the evil 3

The 3 most hated people you know at your school. It could be anyone you don't like, but usually the evil 3 list is unanimously decided on by you and a few friends.

all of the evil 3 are in your wellness class?! damn, i feel srry for you

Fuck 3

Fuck 3 means to fuck a fake bitch. Its means you dont fuck wit a girl named alyssa because she is fake and talk mad shit about you. So dont fuck with fake bitches named alyssa

Fuck 3 and all that you stand for

Watch what you says cuz fuck 3 might be listening