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pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand November 30, 2009

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Mexican Turkey

A giant mecha chicken, it has the name of turkey because of how big it is.

This chicken can be very detrimental to your health as it can hurt in a very bad way

"A mexican turkey came to my house and destroyed my house"

by MechaTurkey43 January 16, 2016

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Carve the turkey

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.

I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!

by Carve a turkey October 31, 2014

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Turkey Quesadilla

A woman's vagina. The female Labia.

Yeah I was eatin' that turkey quesadilla for hours last night! wooooo weeee

by AmandJackBood June 9, 2010

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plump turkey

a fat girl that has a big gut and orangutan tits that hangs low.

hey melanie,.....why do you like a plump turkey?

by firecrotch671 July 27, 2010

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Turkey Jibble

Someone who likes to jibble jimmy wangs.

Bro that guy just tried to turkey jibble James.

by EJS32 April 19, 2018

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Slicin Turkey

the act of doggie style sex; comes from the back and forth motion of slicin turkey

Dude I'd like to be slicin turkey with that one in HR, dude....

by don't cha love it October 9, 2005

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