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When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.
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To describe a girls eye after a guy jizz's in it.
Olis had two crunchy turtles after hooking up with some random guys one night. True story!!!
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Almost the Riffin, but not quite.
"Your'e not Riffin, but yehr Turtle"
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what elderly women call the coochie
"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"
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The act of puking on the beach while passed out and covering it with sand similar to a mother sea turtle
I had a great time at the beach I throwing jellyfish at people until I Sea Turtled all over the beach.
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When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.
That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.
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When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.
This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.
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