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Sarah Palin, just delivered a speech supporting Donald Trump that made absolutely no sense, that bitch is batshit crazy!
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Any sort of defecation which causes pain or is abnormal.
Oh my jesus, after eating that chicken tikka masala, I had the most horrible crazy-poo you could ever imagine.
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Thursday, the day that I go crazy
Caz - I need help with something, Do you know where Janio is?
Cath - Umm yeh i think she is.. Oh wait! It's Crazy Thursday!
Caz - What??
Cath - Don't try and talk to her on a Thursday, that is her crazy day.
Caz - I see... *flee*
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a crazy wank is wen u run around ur room masturbatin, kinda like a circuit and the aim is to get to the final destination (toilet) before jizzin for example gettin to the toilet instead of jizzin on ur carpet. you cannot miss out a part of the circuit otherwise it is cheatin
I'm very sure no amount of text will do this justice.
Just try the crazy wank.
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Refering to a teenager who likes to finger her self
kid 1- Hey man i saw jessica yesterday
kid 2- Oh yeah
Kid 1- Yeah i walked into her house and she was siting there drilling herself
kid 2- Wow no way
kid 1- She deifintly crazy fingers
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To 69 a woman in the elevator in the Empire State Building, going all the way to the top. While still 69'ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. Proceed to perform anal sex, just before you reach the half way point you remove your penis and shoot your web like cum at a pole; saving you and her. Gently drop her on the ground and spin around the pole to ram her for the final time.
"I totally did the Crazy Spiderman on that bitch..."
"How are you alive..?"
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1.A 50/50 rum and coke, with coconut rum and lime juice. Said to have been invented by a guy named Dave from Canada.
2.When someone's drunk and power trippin'
1.Damn I got fucked off crazy castro's last night
2.That bitch got all crazy castro last night. Told her not to have that 7th caesar and she bitch slapped me!
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