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That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.
Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.
Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?
To have an epic meltdown, tantrum
When someone is so upset they are screaming and losing their ever loving mind
Say it fast- it rolls off the tongue
Person 1- I tried to give my baby cough medicine
And she had a flying shit fit. She was screaming and crying!
Person 2- damn that’s the craziest flying shit fit I’ve ever heard of
Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.
Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."
To call someone Fit-ting-aling means they are fit or beautiful.
That person it looking fit-ting-aling
the act of looking sexy, clean cut, all around fucking great, dashing, debonair, handsome, attractive, promiscuous, hella buff, fine looking, not ken like, confident, hot, hawt, sexually active, incontrol, a boss, always on top, available at all times, hella buff, amazing, arousing, erotic, adorable, suave, charming, appealing, attractive, luscious, delicious, pornographic, cool, alluring, sexually stimulating, x-rated, voluptuous, steamy, perfect, passionate, erect, fuckable, not related to a congo line of dicks and buttholes, first objective is to look good everything else is to take backseat on a friday.
chic chic "damn those guys look hella fresh fit on fresh fit friday"
chic chic dos "ya i no why arent we naked right now?"
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the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.
"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.
if no fit, put spit."
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What you call jeans worn by a guy that are extremely tight on him, and that were most likely made for a women.
"Hey look, Hank is wearing his bitch fit jeans today!"
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