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When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.
While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."
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A way of saying somthing taste good and fresh as hell. Like oreos, ramen noodles, chicken, oatmeal and chinese food
Man, pop tarts with strawberry fillin go gorilla mob
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When a Filipino person rolls around in a stucky substance, such as honey or glue, and then rolls around in a pile of pubic hair. The hairy Filipino must beat his chest like and ape or climb the tallest building in the city or town in which he inhabits to be considered a Manila Gorilla.
Manuel pulled a Manila Gorilla, climbed the town's congregational church's steeple, and flung his feces at passers by.
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Fucking a bitch hard fromthe back with both fist balled up onto the bed
Her ass is red because I fucked her gorilla style.
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Bob: someone just hit me in my purple gorillas
Joe: oooo thats gotta hurt
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while a nonblack guy is f00kin a girl in a foggy field he busts and runs. then a bunch of black guys run in and take her. obviously they do stuff to her. BUTT STUFF. DOUBLE BUTT STUFF.
zach: so howd u get ridda miranda?
jesse:i set her up with some gorillas in the mist. i think that got the message across.
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n. An adult who is unaware of their physical strength and subsequently breaks everything they touch.
You broke yet another glass Gorilla Grip!
Do not touch my things with your Gorilla Grip!
Don't let Gorilla Grip have it or it will be shattered in minutes.
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