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A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
A female from the Palm Coast whos vagina resembles that of a patty melt.
Yo i tried going down on this girl from fuegos but when I got her home she had that Palm Coast Patty Melt
A poorly rolled blunt, but you’ll go to space 🚀💫🧑 🚀👩🏻 🍳✨
“Chris can’t roll can you?”
“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”
A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.
“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”
Dried up jizz splatter on the wall
Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.
It’s 60 today and my crabby patty is itching like a mother.
Mr Crabby’s after life.
Spongebob really wanted the Crusty Crab... :)
AYE YO, SPONGE BOB! BRING ME MY CRABBY PATTY!