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1. Blackout in a moutherfuckin' bottle. At about $2.50 a 40 oz. with an alcoholic concentration of 10.5 percent , this low-dignity malt beverage is the cheapest, quickest way to exit this dimension next to either butt chugging every Windex bottle in your house or channeling your inner meth head and throwing back some of that blue juice from under the sink.
Tastes like horse pussy and cat shit. Drinking three or more of these in a 12-hour period automatically results in death. Drinking two of these bad boys in that same period results in regretable life decisions that will have your parents questioning why the fuck they had kids ... and why they didn't abort you via coat hanger.
Disclaimer: if you imbibe this beverage, you might as well dress up like a sailor and take a trip down to your nearest harpoon emporium because when you're a couple of side pockets deep you might nab yourself a Moby Dick or two. But hey, fat girls need love as well. Just look at Precious.
As if this couldn't get any worse, a side pocket is also known as a prostitute who will let you fuck their colostomy hole. To be honest, one too many Side Pockets 40s is probably the motive behind many a people becoming such dirty barnyard whores in the first place. Just ask your mom.
2. The official malt beverage of the National Homeless League.
Confucius say don't drink this shit.
Fun fact, Dewey Cox chopped his brother in half in the Great Machete Fight of 1969-69 because he was so shithoused off Side Pocket. DARF!
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another phrase used for the word suicide which means to kill yourself
tony: hey man how are ya?
peter: ahh not great kinda wanna sue and side
tony: ayy man same!
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A side friend is a person you are 'friends' with because your other friend is friends with them. So basically your just friends with them because your friend Becky is too. So when you, Becky and that person are all talking, you guys are all considered friends, but if you were left alone with that side friend, it would be awkward to keep a convo going because you guys aren't really friends without Becky there.
You consider your side friend as one of your friends, but deep down inside you know you guys don't really talk without someone thats both of your friends.
"Me and Emma are side friends, if we were left alone it would be so weird"
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When formerly nice/cool people turn into Douche Bags, they turn to the Douche Side of the Force.
After Kyler got a job he started wearing Hugo Boss and turned to the Douche Side of the Force.
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n. Like a side chick, but for girls
v. The process of being fucked by your side bone.
Damn, my side bone did some good shit last night.
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wear one carries a "blue flag" a.k.a a foled hankerchief out of the back pants pocket. Mostly used by crip gang members. Orgin west coast Amercia"it cmae strait outta Compton"
"keep a blue flag hangin out ma backside byut only on the left side the crip side
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When someone is trying to play you for a sucker or discount your worth.
Yo, that bitch was trying to play me like a french fry ... straight up, I told her I ain't no side dish
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