Random
Source Code

Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.

Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(

by Simposium July 14, 2020


Andre

Andre is a male who is most commonly reffered to as 'Cute'. Doesnt Like to fight because there would be no point in winning a battle that shouldnt have happened His Good Looking Attributes Make Andre Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed are the holy grail of the twentieth century. Hate isnt in his vocabulary and is an immense lover. He isnt much for Romace but he sure knows how to steal a girl from someone. He's a smart man who enjoys messing with people. He Has Strong Intentions For Making Friends And An Amazing Talent For The Arts (Literature, Music, instruments, and painting). Whenever he finds a mating partner he will usually mess up somehow but in a simple way he will care for his girl above most things. Andre is a one of a kind person who should not be given up for. You will not meet more than one Andre in your life.

'Wow That Andre Fellow Was Really Cute! I Wish I Had His Number!'

'Andres Impresses me in his way of artistic sense'

by November 24, 2021


Andres

The most awesome curly haired MF ever

You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome

(This totally isn't Andres writing this)

Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.

by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022


andre

sexy beast!

look at that andre! tryna pipe

by warries November 23, 2021


Andre

The best friend you can have. He’s funny,charming and a little crazy in a situation. He has well-defined moral values. He is serious and reliable. He will help you at any time. If you meet him, he will make your life much better

Who was close to me when i needed someone? Andre, only him knows me that well to realize what i need

by November 24, 2021


Andres

A badass kid who will kick your ass.

Andres is coming RUN!!!

by AndresTorres January 17, 2019


Andres

He has a small dick

Damnnn, look at Andres'es small dick

by Penegrande200 November 24, 2021