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When you make a girl take a horse laxative and proceed to engage in anal sex, the diarrhea squirts through the seams between her ass and his dick.
Jennifer allowed terry to preform the Nigerian Anus Destroyer on her which resulted in massive amounts of laundry bills.
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Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
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When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies
Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster
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The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).
I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)
A truely annoying entity, plagued by its own being...
Related to "kanus" - sagging genital flesh.
Kanus the Anus, smelt funny & wouldn't stop flapping. Just like a kanus...
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The act of when you attach a dildo to a drill and stick it a woman's anus at full blast.
Radom bitch off the street: "Holy Shit, I got a nice Anus Curly-Wurly last night!"
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An unbelievably sharp/stabbing/debilitating pain in the District of Brown that normally lasts for up to 5 entire seconds and then completely disappears with no other side effects or manifestations.
A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.
Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.
It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
You think childbirth was sore? You've obviously never had Random Anus Pain...
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