Dicking Around

A penis, otherwise known as a "Dick", is used to randomly poke around a body cavity without properly fucking the orifice. This has been known to cause severe aggravation in the recipient. The opposite of "Dicking Around" would be called "Deep Dickin'"

"Jesus Butt-Fucking Christ Tom, are you going to be Dicking Around all night with that thing, or am I going to have to call my Pimp for some good ol' fashioned Deep Dickin'?

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Elf Around

When a person, no more than 3 feet high, dressed in a green outfit with a goofy hat provides you, and/or Santa a reach-around. Especially in malls and parades.

Uncle Kevin, while dressed in a Santa outfit at his work party got an elf around while asking little Joey what he wants for Christmas.

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Jack around

To manipulate figures in an effort to provide clarity, but more often than not, it results in confusion.

"You could just pull the numbers, dump them in Excel and then jack around with 'em until you get the output you want."

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Around here

To indicate within proximal radius vicinity when one objects or encourages an others' activity.

You better continue mowing the lawn if you want to keep your allowance around here.

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Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Andy: "What are you doing on your computer?
Renee: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

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slap around

To masturbate

Doug went home for a slap around.

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flying around

~standing up in a moving vehicle and getting thrown against the walls
~typically used when a male is using a bathroom in a bus or trailer that is moving

"Tim is flying around back there"
"Oh Joey is flying around with Evan in the bathroom"

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