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is the frequent passing of loose, watery and unformed faeces from the result of food that is not meant for human comsumption.
That lunch has given me piss arse. I'm never going back
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A chavie wannabe goes by the name of Wayne Acott
"Oh my god he is such a arse hole!"
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A rare and unexplained phenomenon in which a copious jet of clear water is involuntarily ejected from the subject's rectum. Held perhaps to be connected to the 'ARSE-BABY' (see entry).
Q: "Oh my GOD! What just happened to me!! A clear fluid sprayed from my ring!"
A: "Don't worry, that'll just be Arse-water."
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Someone who hangs around with you and your crowd in the full knowledge that they are unwelcome and disliked. In spite of frequent insults, rebuttal and sarcasm, they still persevere in their attempts to be liked, as they have nothing else to do and nobody to do it with.
That Steve, he just went and spent £60 on cocktails for everyone, even though we're drinking lager! I'm gonna throw mine into the plant pots; he's such an arse fish
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Homosexual man, someone who does gay sex
He is such an arse crammer
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one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops
Its weaved from the finest arse candle
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