morale drive

A hard drive containing "morale". Used by deployed military in areas where internet is scarce or unavailable. Typically contains movies from last year, though often will contain porn as well. Often kept hidden amidst enlisted members, as command typically believes morale to be "unprofessional"

"Any chance we can get better porn on the Morale Drive?"
"What? Aren't the bootleg movies we bought from the locals good enough?"

tarmacing the drive

To go far a massive dump

He's been in there for hours, he must be tarmacing the drive

cloud driving

HCloud driving

Cloud drivingGazing stuck on stupidconfusedYou know that blank lost look people get when they are just staring at nothing and go without blinking?

Hard-driving

Compiling mass amounts of information, skill or abilities.

Always riding, like I'm always hard-driving.

Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees

I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.

Painting Drive By

As a train comes by use your canister of paint and spray it all over the train or be in a car and have your buddies drive as you hold a can of paint and spray on walls while moving.

Guy 1: "I'm ready to go to the train station to do a Painting Drive By"
Guy 2: "Me too"

packer drive

A drive in a football game that is extended by made up penalties, especially on 3rd down or negating turnovers. This type of drive is typically done by the Green Bay Packers and often results in more penalty yards than actual yards gained on offense.

Q: Did you see that game winning drive?
A: Yeah, but they called that pick back and made up a pass interference call on 3rd down. It was a total packer drive.