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You must be masturbating or masturbating to someone on August 8
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Your best friend has to buy you your favorite food
On August 26 your best friend has to buy you your favorite food
If your birthday is August 8th, your friends must by you sweets on that day. You may also ask for one thing off each of them and they shall give it to you
Person A: Can I have some skittles?
Person B: Why? Is Your birthday August 8th?
Person A: Yes!
Person B: Sure then!
the day that all the best people are born. also national popeyes day
person1: how come Shania Twain is so awesome and successful
person2: she was born on august 28th
The day axel sucks your dick day
Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy
Not allowed to piss during August
"You wanker you bloody lost it mate, how did you fail No Pee August"
"He got kidney failure participating in No Pee August"
Epic Person Day.
Only very epic people are born on this day. If you are born on August 14th you are a certified epic person and deserve to be recognised as an epic person.
Person 1: “yo, were your bro on August 14th?”
Person 2:”yeah, I was”
Person 1:”that means you are a verified epic person”