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In common usage in essex. When an awkward or tense situation arises, all tension can be examplified with this gesture, in which both hands are made into fists, placed on top of each other and rotated in opposite directions as in a salt grinder.
Man 1: Dude she's hot.
Man 2: That's my mum.
Silence.
Awkward Salt Shaker performed by passer-by.
the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two
I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.
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An event that occurs when one is walking towards someone and both try to get out of each other's way. Instead they end up choosing the same path.
I was walking down the sidewalk and enjoyed The Awkward-Walking Dance with another by-standard.
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similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs
someone makes a sex joke in front of your parents.....what do you do?....awkward ninja turtle....
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The electronic counterpart of the awkward silence. Commonly spotted in chatrooms. First mentioned at 2010-05-04 by mistral at VirtualTeen Forums chatroom.
Guy 1: Hahahaha, cool joke.
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*
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A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.
You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.
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A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the intense desire to run away. Stand with knees slightly bent in, one more crossed than the other and hold your hands at your crotch (as if about to pee self). Rock back and forth while backing away slowly. Optional: Hands in back pocket and sharp intake of breath.
Aidan, what do you do when you feel awkward?
Awkward Pee Dance.
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