jew bacon

the part of the jew's dick that gets cut off during circumcision.
best when served fried like normal bacon.

julia, jess, and tori ate jew bacon on day 2.

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kevin bacon

a man of many wonders and sillyness.

Because Kevin Bacon is the most wonderful actor of all-time, his Footloose performance was life-changing.

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Angry bacon

The outer pussy lips that are all wrinkled up resembling fried bacon in the pan.

I dropped her panties and the angry bacon jumped out at me

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narwhal bacon

“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.

Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.

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Bacon Strips

A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.

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bacon torpedo

another term for my COCK.

Your sister loves to slobber on my Bacon Torpedo.

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cheesy bacon

When a female suffers from crusty residue around the labia. When coupled with uncleanliness, it becomes Úber cheesy bacon, which in turn can be used to torture horny teenage boys.

"Yer maws got pure cheesy bacon"
"Would you care for a cheesy bacon sandwich"

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