bash

to wank

he had a bash on his bed

Bash

Bash is the new bad

I had a bash day

bash

to hate or criticize on somebody.

You don't bash him for wearing a hoodie bro.

BASH Al-Qaddafi

Once upon a time lived a young woman - sorry, a young girl name Bashia Al-Qaddafi. For the purposes of this discussion we will refer to her as her nickname Bash. Bash was a very interesting young girl. This woman knew the ins and outs of attention, how to seek it and when to beg for it - always. Apart from seeking the stark attention and validation from males, Bashia liked to fool around with multiple guys at once. Myself, a victim. My friend, another. Our records tarnished.

Though we pray she is able to find true love, we hope the girl from Hoxton Park doesnt get arranged to a well - unfortunate man.

Some guy: If you were to have one superpower what would it be??

Me: To be able to earn as much money as BASH Al-Qaddafi does attention.

bashing a Brittany

The female version of masturbation when the vaginal area is clean shaven or waxed

Came home and caught the mrs bashing a Brittany, she was goin at it so hard I thought she was mental

Nugget Bashing

The act of having a wank while on class a's when your cocks all shrivelled up. Usually taking hours to cum.

Jon was feeling horney after a night on the sesh and decided to try n wank over his favourite porn. Only to get really frustrated he couldn't get hard and cum. There for spent a hour Nugget bashing..

Hulk bash!

An exclamation that feels so good to say when you're in a bad mood. From "The Incredible Hulk"

Hulk bash! Get out of my way, puny human!