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August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”
They will expect money from you
Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5
No sharing food day
On this day u don’t share ur food with anyone
Friend asked u for food u say it’s 5 November no sharing food day
November 5 is hug your girlfriend day!
Him:hey it’s november 5 want a hug?
Her:ya sure!!
National kick your best friend day!!!! Talking to you Cathy Bathy......
November 5 was the day I hit my best friend”
Beers, Bets, Boxing, Bro's and Bumming.
Can't wait for the 5 B's on Saturday night.
The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.