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Means: "that was the second best blowjob I could ever receive." For a description for the best ever, see that blowjob swallowed.
Bill: Man, that blowjob sucked. Good job!
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1. A phrased used to describe the often beyond describable sense of pleasure from achieving varying degrees of greatness.
2. An orgasm worthy idea.
3. It's like one blowjob... but forever!
A. "We one 9001 to 0, that game was so made of infinite blowjobs!"
B. "That was such a fucking awesome idea, it gave me infinite blowjobs."
C. Well it's like a blowjob... but you know, forever.
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Lemme put it in simple words. It's when a female sucks a male's dick or a male sucks a female's vagina. A 69 can be simultaneously sucking eachothers dicks and vaginas.
Before I had anal sex with my girlfriend, she gave me a blowjob. I was moaning in pleasure.
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Sticking a rusty nail up the eye of the penis
Terry was being really horrid so his wife gave him a Swedish blowjob
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the smell of spit and skin left on your hand after a blowjob
She said they didn't do anything but you can't argue the smell of blowjob hand.
You might want to clean out your fridge, smells worse than blowjob hand.
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When an experience that should be exquisite turns out to be unpleasant.
"I went and saw the Replacements, but they were so drunk they couldn't finish a song."
"That's a bad blowjob."
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When placing Goldbond Medicated Footpowder on one's Penis and Testicles. This could also be followed by a hot shower.
We all decided to give ourselves Alaskan Blowjobs last night to celebrate our win.
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