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A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
A symptom experienced by extended exposure to unfulfilled desires.
"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"
"That guy is so sexy, I think I have might have a bean boner"
That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it
"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"
An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.
Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"
That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.
The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.
A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
The sexy dress I put on caused my boyfriend to have a boner reaction.