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A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
oh man, what were you doing with her last night??
we were doing Canada's history
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friend: Whens your birthday again?
me: It's July 1st. aka Canada Day
friend: Oh yeah..
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A phrase originating from the 2011 Team Canada Jr. crushing loss to Team Russia's come-from-behind 5-3 victory.
1) A phrase describing a colossal upset or unexpected loss
when success was imminent.
2) To get super owned.
3) To screw something up horribly resulting in a devastating loss.
Dude, i so thought you were gonna get that job, until you pulled a Team Canada in the interview.
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A woman does a handstand with legs spread, while performing oral sex on a man. The man, meanwhile, turns a jug of maple syrup upside down and inserts ( without it's cap on it) into her vaginal area...... When It completely drains, both quickly run over to the stanley cup ( or a fake copy) and each shoves an end into their anus while licking hockey sticks.
Did you hear Stephen Colbert talked about Canada's History ON HIS SHOW?!
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Getting very politely fucked by the English for over 200 years
Man, my asshole hurts from all that Canada's History!
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1. The greatest place in the world
2. Something that is totally awesome-crazy-gnarly.
3. Something that is totally crazy-gnarly in a bad way. (see crazy sauce)
Person one:"She's gone on to a better place"
Person two:"oh, I'm sorry..."
Person one:"No, She went to Gnarlsburg Canada"
Person two:"OH! THATS GNARLSBURG!!!!"
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