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A superhero for a new safer millenium.
Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.
Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane...
No shit! It's Captain Egain!!!
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A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.
Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.
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A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.
James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!
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Nickname for Dizzee Rascal, which he uses reguarly in his songz.
Fix Up Look Sharp: You better send your best boys, cos this is Captain Rascal
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Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex
Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys
Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist
Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them
Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy
Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks
Bro #2: sweet, free drinks
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The captain of j cats (jail/prison term for a mentally unstable person).
"look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"
"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"
j cat j captain mental insane 51/50
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The Definition of the word Irony.
Don't Believe me look the show up on wiki and carefully look at the sponsors.
In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.
Captain Planet: Give a hoot don't pollute!
(Years later in the future)
Tony: well we can always blame Ted Turner.
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