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Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.
1. Christopher is so hot and sexy
2. I Knooowwwwww
The try hard guy that gets hard just looking at himself
Hey christopher is gay
your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid
christopher is a giant giga chad
A Christopher is a person you would want to be best friends with, he’ll treat you like a little sister /brother and he is pretty hot,seems obnoxious when u don’t know him but he is actually one of the most caring people and one of the most important people in your life,listens to all your problems, and there’s a deeper connection.. and the more you guys text he becomes more inresistable and you miss him the second he Dosent text making you worried,and he finds you cute and secretly wants a relationship with you but Is to scared to tell you..... he also has a funny personality and is kinda a freak 😏😉
Christopher why do you hang out with me if I’m ugly.. “ what are you. Talking about you are really cute and I really like being with you”
He is That Dude who Looks at the weird shit Torben does and Starts laughing
Person 1: Why is Torben at the pricipals Office?
Person 2: idk m8, i guess he just took a shit in the Bus
Christopher: Lmao
Probably the nicest person you could ever meet, a bit stupid and can’t spell well at all, has a shit phone and always rocks around with a vape in his mouth. 50% of the time is high and steals people’s fags but is the nicest person in the world, has a banging personality but his dick can cause you to throw up everywhere... also doesn’t like kissing which is a bit disabled but anyways, he finds it hard to forgive slags that have fucked him over but really needs to forgive a girl the really likes him.
Christopher, I love you