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When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.
Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.
Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!
when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
When you warm up a girl at the bar by inserting either one or two fingers (dealers choice) into a girls vagina and give it a small twisting motion.
Cory: I hung out with Cindy last night at the bar!
Ben: Oh Yeah? Did you give her the Cory Classic?
Cory: Of course! You can't go in dry!
The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland
I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild
The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
When hunter ross from drumlin heights violently shits in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes.
He just did the Hunter classic to me, what a legend. The hunter classic is when you shit in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes. Hunter ross classic.