Tweakers who have two faces, that get the elders drunk and then steal all their money. After, they clown around accomplishing nothing and smoking marijuana constantly, which makes them USELESS.
Me- My aunt and cousin just got my grandma drunk and stole all her money
Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!
Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face
"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"
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Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .
“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”
1. v. to not meet expectations.
2. v. to prevent someone from having intercourse.
1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.
1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.
2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.
2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.
Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "
Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "
Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.
Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.
A person who laughs during a funeral.
My family shunned me after I became a death clown.