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Cod Caulkins

Swimming legend Greg Caulkins’s nickname earned after singlehandedly carrying the 1966-67 infamously poorly attended Furrburry Highschool swim team to state finals. Caulkins took first place in 9 of the 12 competitive swimming techniques recognized by state guidelines, with zero previous swim training. It was later discovered that his high diet of fish at a young age and being raised on a riverfront property had effected the his gene structure. Interestingly enough the issue caught the attention of the global media, bringing the first recorded instance of altered DNA Into the nations view and raising a debate that has continued to this day. The scientific community used information gained from the Cod Caulkin’s story to fuel interest into what became the precursor of genome editing in the late 1960s. Sports historians commonly refer to story as “Rivergate.” Subsequently, the local businesses began selling the “Cod Caulkins” a fish dinner prepared with the local cod in the Furrburry area. Furrburry census history is shown to triple in the years following, bringing with it an economic boom that has sustained and brought the townships average income to 34% higher than surrounding areas. In lieu of this, large businesses nation wide have been known to refer to building s new business and bringing jobs to a community as “Codding.”

“Whoa, slow down! We’ve got a regular cod Caulkins over here!!

“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”

“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”

“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”

by Musketpacker2848 August 12, 2019


Cod Bukake

When you get shot from every direction in Cod

Omg, i got in a cod Bukake

by Kdisbyisbanyu March 28, 2020


Cod Cockroach

Cockroach for short. Cockroaches are people mostly in modern warfare or call of duty cold war, that attend to use knives all the time or any sort of melee. They attack you and run away and hide. That's why they're called cockroaches. There pretty annoying.

Guy1: bruh these Cod cockroaches are ANNOYING

by Pandaflufity March 15, 2021


cod skill

A person who is extremely good at Call of Duty. They normally play professional and competitive Call of Duty.

Dude, look at the COD skill!

by SonofHermes April 12, 2016


Cod

Definition 1 (Noun) - A medium to large sized fish commonly found in the North Atlantic and Western Pacific. They can be commonly identified by a "barbel" on the chin.

Definition 2 (Noun) - A common abbreviation for the popular video game, Call of Duty.

Definition 1 - Hey man! I just caught a cod! Dinners going to be served tonight!
Definition 2 - Yo, I just picked up the latest 'CoD' game! Come over so we can play it!

by KrayZWT July 3, 2016


Cod

1. Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae. Cod is also used as part of the common name for a number of other fish species, and one species that belongs to genus Gadus is commonly not called cod, but we still call it that.
2. Short term for saying, "Call of duty."

Degenerate: "Yo man let's play some COD."
Average White Boy: "Dad, let's go fishing for some Cod."

by SlongMAn January 29, 2021


COD

Call of Duty

Ooooooooh folk! I want the new COD so bad!!

by MasterMan13535 May 26, 2019