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Last night I smacked my Colin Norred.
The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
This is me shipping me and an idiot
"Hey did you see Lunar and Colin today?"
"Yeah Lunar x Colin is my fav ship"
The act of dropping trouser, and displaying your glorious butthole to the sun and taking in its nutrients. Typically performed in the downward dog position, however many variants exist in order to get the correct angle.
I spent the morning Colin gazing on my patio. I feel rejuvenated and ready to face day.
I walked in on her Dad colon gazing in the backyard. I don’t think I can go back there.
colin kuharich is the coolest 8 year old in the entire world. he is the best dodgeball player, and enjoys throwing baseballs at his brothers friends after a minute of standing still and breathing heavily. he also likes getting launched by cade in epic minigames and jump roping as loud as possible
everyone at school: “colin kuharich is the coolest 8 year old ever and hes so good at dodgeball and hes so good at jump roping”
colin: “yes”
colin kuharich is a very cool 8 year old who is the best at dodgeball in the world.
everyone at colins school: “woah colin kuharich is so cool and rich and awesome and good at dodgeball too”
colin: “yes”