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When you are going over 100 M.P.H. on the highway and you see a cop on the side of the road using his or her radar for speed enforcement and you hit the brakes so that you are doing around 69 M.P.H. when the cop scans you with the radar.
I 69ed a cop the other day.
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Someone who steals the life of a police officer.
Cop killers belong in jail.
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To stop someone from talking or persuing another person.
Larry-Yo im bout to go talk to that girl over there.
Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.
Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.
Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg
Sam-Ma Bad
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Crundle cop is the officer who either inspects or if you pay him he will look after your crundle. ;D
Jon:oh thank god for my crundle cop, if it wasn't for him my crundle would of caught crundalis.
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A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.
Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.
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An "If-A-Cop" Story is one that you concoct when you're with a group of friends, doing something you're probably not supposed to, and you want everyone's stories to match up should you encounter some sort of law enforcement while out on your adventure/mission.
The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:
~Where are you (all) going?
~Why are you going there?
and
~Where did you just come from?
The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
John, Mike and Mary are all walking to Tom's house to score some weed at 11 o'clock at night. Before they leave for Tom's:
John: Did we forget anything?
Mike: I don't think so...
Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...
John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
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the act of making direct eye contact with someone, then looking at that person's dick while they watch you, then again, making eye contact with that person, usually while giving a look of satisfaction. this is usually performed to establish dominance or making that person feel as uncomfortable as possible.
"how was your night, sweetie?"
"swell. I looked at this dude, then at his dick, and smiled at him"
"sounds like our grandson is quite the pro at creepy copping! aww! *pinches cheeks*
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