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Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!

Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024


cougar

padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)

padmé is a fucking cougar

by anakinissexy March 18, 2020


Cougar

An elderly woman usually over the age of 30. An old hoe. Usually with 10% eggs remaining. These eggs are also damaged due to drug abuse.

That panty was a hoe, but now that she old she a cougar.

by CougarPanty September 7, 2022


Cougar

Older gal with her shit together who enjoys a younger man. Romances without the need to be swept off her feet or into the drama of Will He Call Me dating. An attractive lady who knows what she wants and wants something a little fresher. See Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Tina Turner.

Cougars are where it's at. They have all the experience. It doesn’t matter her age, if she can hold on, that’s all I need.

by lubludu July 3, 2017


cougar

milene

milene is a cougar

by shgdyedcctys December 22, 2022


Cougar

Lauren's mum

Lauren's mum is such a cougar she invited me to sleep in her bed

by Wuglas April 13, 2023


Cougar

elle and brigitte

person 1: hey look at that hot guy

cougar: I hope he's young!

by sussymomo October 10, 2023