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A proof posted online that: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Trump approaches 1. So far it has not been unproven.
When will articles about kittens stop hitting Covfefe’s Law!
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A holiday (which can be any day) where you give a random gift, to anyone you choose, for whatever reason you what. No explanation needed.
Larry: someone left a gallon bag full of mushed up toilet paper, cookies, batteries and vanilla pudding on my door step.
Me: Happy Covfefe Day!
The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”
The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs
My interpretation. Covfefe, noun. A mainstream press coverup conspiracy about conspiracies, particularly child sex slavery rings at the highest levels of government and society. Synonym: "kerfuffle"
'Despite the constant negative press covfefe' Covfefe is equivalent to MISO, as in "MISO horny for innocent child's blood!" Enjoy your MISO soup, now with fresh Covfefe, no MSG!
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Code name for a planned Isis Attack.
You're torturing me but I shall get the last laugh when I covfefe.
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The cheeto-in-charge, or Commander-in-Cheese, the 45th president of a nation on its knees.
The jefe covfefe tweets on and on, but the tweets read as though they were written in crayon.
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Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel Donald Trump hears covfefe
Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel I hear covfefe
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