Burnt cracker

when people call you a white cracker, go ahead and respond back burnt cracker! i really don't know why people call the white race crackers, I, myself is very offended by that. so I always respond "burnt cracker" if someone of the african american race calls me a cracker

"excuse me BURNT CRACKER"

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Penis Cracker

A Feminist or lesbian.

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jatz cracker

Australian rhyming slang for nacker, ie. a testicle

Miriam gave the game away when she bent over and her jatz cracker popped out of her bikini.

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animal crackers

A euphemism used when "I don't know" or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.

Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.

A: Are you sure you're going to remember to bring me back my Playboy mag by next Tuesday?

B: Animal crackers.

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shit cracker

Natchei Nails uses this when she's pissed off

it means "son of a bitch" or "shit" "fuck the world"
it also means crackers full of shit

Natchei Nails (Friend ID:40973734) said on myspace today
"Go eat shit crackers" because she was pissed and frustrated

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sleeve of crackers

A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people

I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.

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crap on a cracker

A way to describe an unfortunate situation or event.

*drops iphone* "oh, ughhh.. crap on a cracker!!!" >:(

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