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snap crap

When you are snapchatting on the toilet while pooping. The snaps you send are call "snap craps"

I sent my friend a snap crap this morning

by queenlady May 30, 2015


Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.

Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.

by Liberate March 15, 2009


tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 03, 2022


Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.

Like I said before man whatever and crap
Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”

by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019


Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

by Crap Smasher May 22, 2018


Crap Tickets

Toilet paper

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.

by DoNotCorner July 09, 2010


Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020