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A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.
Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."
When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.
Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!
When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.
"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"
When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
when you shit to confuse your attack
person A. i won via a tactical crap
person B: good
Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.
Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.
Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!