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The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.
"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."
When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)
Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.
Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.
Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.
Using your leg to rub against your mans penis while cuddling
Yeah girl I think I’m gonna dump him, he came from just me cricket rubbing him
Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.
No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!
What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock
Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??