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Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
crystal is a beautiful girl with a sweet smile. When she is angry, she's scary and you definitely want to give her some space as she needs time to cool down. She'll never make her first move of confessing unless she has really thought it through. She is cunning and won't get caught doing bad things but if she's ever caught, she's smart enough and can get out of trouble easily. She will never let anyone know her troubles but instead, she will help others with their troubles even when she's hurting inside. When you first meet her, she may seem quiet but once she's comfortable with you, she's like a wild animal!
crystal is such a unique girl.
I love crystal's smile!
Crystal,a crazy girl that kind of sucks at her mother tounge,shes flapping her hair around 24/7 and is a serious joker.shes always willing to know everything about everyone.shes crazy again and short.
Person : crystal help idk how to do this worksheet
Crystql : y ru asking me bro
The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.
Crystal is the best there is; The best there was; The best there ever will be!
THAT BITCH. Will love you but also cut you. Beautiful inside and out. Never afraid of a challenge. Doesn’t chase but attracts. Niggas are not worthy. Can take home to mama but also make a mama.
Wow i did you just see “Crystal”walk in
Yeah I had to leave that Crystal alone she had me in love
a body that is formed by the solidification of a chemical element, a compound, or a mixture and has a regularly repeating internal arrangement of its atoms and often external plane faces
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YOOOO HAVE U SEEN THE NEW CRYSTAL DROP!! THEIR CLOTHES ARE SO TIGHTTTTT
Crystal is an amazing person, she is so funny, a little gay, kind, and genuine. She is the person you can never get tired of, and the one you have a great time with no matter what. You can trust her with anything. She's also INSANE at video games. she's also smokin hot, and super pretty, AND a slayqueen. An absolute girlboss, a force to be reckoned with. Shoutout to all those Crystals out there.
person: Hey, have you met crystal? She's so cool, and has the prettiest voice!