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the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
Example #1 ------
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
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DADDY HARDER is what u scream when ur man puts his oversized penis inside or you so hard u feel like exploding
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A peadophile who works in gyms and takes steroids. He is characterized by a dirty, often smelly throat beard and does not know anything about hym supplementation,
Hey look! Its Daddy Nes!
Get the kids inside now!
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An individual of any sex who supplies Adderall to another individual either.
"Damn, I'm gonna be needing to hit up my Addy Daddy before finals week or else I'm fucked." thought Jesse.
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A word used in intercourse where a female shouts to the male about how hard she wants him to cum into her pussy, so that they would have children.
"DEEPER DADDY! FUCK ME HARD-".
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The man whose name is on the child support cheque.
Derrick's my boyfriend, but Jamelle's my baby daddy
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a goddamn spider with long spindly ones that i HATE!!! motherfucker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn't know it 'cos that bitchass is nigh on invisble, cunt spider wankstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!
marcus didn't know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, goddamn!
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