December 13

This day is when the baddest bitches are born. The bitches are bad and the niggas are fineeee. If you, your girl, or yo mans gotta December birthday you better be thankful cause that person gon give you joy.

Luke: Hey when's your birthday again?
Raven:December 13
Luke: Oh damn well that makes sense

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9th December

the day where the kindest and funniest people where born!!

That person is the kindest and funniest person I've ever known, they're birthday has to be the 9th December!

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December 9

The day of the eradication of the smallpox virus is certified, making smallpox the first and to date only human disease driven to extinction. Used to describe people who are strong and unique, bound to achieve great things.

Person A: Who's that person who walked past? Damn they look like they own the world.
Person B: Don't you know? They're a December 9. Legends only.

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December 12

Even though this day has to do with sex, the boy/girl born on this day are very HOLY CHILDREN (not rlly) but overall they are handsome (pretty) and most of the time have gorgeous blue eyes! People born on this day have either over protective parents or not protective enough! They crave affection and attention but are to scared to ask!

Kid 1: hey what day are you born on?
Kid 2: December 12
Kid 1: Really man! Not surprised your eyes are gorgeous!

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December 15th

Amazing winter day. The stars are perfectly aligned, the snow is softly falling without a sound, and dreams come true.

He asked me out on December 15th and we’ve been happy ever sense

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No makeup December

Since boys get no nut November girls get no makeup December as in NO GIRL CAN WEAR MAKEUP FOR THE WHOLE MONTH OF DECEMBER <boys can wear makeup thoe>

Ratchet girl: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MAKEUP

Normal person: because its no makeup December

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December 14

Throw your friend Kylie down a flight of stairs day.

Bob "it's December 14"
Joe "so"
Bob "you can throw your friend Kylie down the stairs today"

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