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The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.
President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?
A new psychiatric disorder, soon to be released in the DSM V, in which an adolescent becomes suicidal, fakes feeling suicidal, or reports homicidal ideation that is directly related to a series of facebook wall posts from said adolescents love interest, rivals, friends, or enemies. This syndrome often leads to a psychiatric admission, and treatment with Adderall, Lexapro, or both. Sadly.
Resident Doctor Smith: "Well, Connor, what brings you to the psychiatric emergency room today?"
Connor: "I cut my wrists after my ex-girlfriend posted on my wall that she thinks I'm gay, and she's sleeping with my cousin! I hate her! I have no reason to live!"
Resident Doctor Smith: "Connor, you are suffering from facebook induced mood disorder. I am going to admit you to the Adolescent Psychiatry Inpatient Unit. You will need to be stabilized on Adderall and Lexapro, stat. And eat with a spork."
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Constantly Buying stuff you dont need on Ebay just for the hell of it.
My co-worker has Obsessive Ebay Disorder, a.k.a OED he is always looing for deals on Ebay just for the hell of it.
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A disorder when speed typers repeatedly make typos because the speed of their fingers confuse the keyboard.
Commonly refered to S.T.D. Not to be confused with Sexually Transmitted Disease.
i just typied this sentense in 2 sec... ooops i mean 2... i mean 3
Dude, i think you have Speed Typo Disorder... you should ask your doctor about your STD
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O.C.G.D
1.<noun> a disorder that describes people who google things all the time that don't even matter to them; usually people start O.C.G.D when they are bored or have no life and usually google things by surfing celeberities and half watching shows with there T.V. turned towards them.
1. Person: I called Jacob to hang out but he said he was working on homework. But it sounds like he was probably just googling stupid stuff like he always does.
OtherPerson: That guy totally has O.C.G.D
Person: What?
OtherPerson: Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder
Person: Yeah you're right he does
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Obsessive Compulsive Like disorder is a speech problem facing many stupid teenage girls today. It is when you insert the word like almost any place in your sentence while talking.
Brook: omg like, hey.
Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?
Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.
Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.
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(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)
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A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.
Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
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