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When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.
When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.
An emphasized version of the overused lol (laughing out loud)
A: I feel so useless!
B: lol
A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: double lol
*** silence ***
A: good night!
*** silence ***
To play Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in succession or simultaneously.
Person A: Tusk, with all the pauses, the way Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be, but on repeat.
Person B: I can't believe that she-devil is Double Tusking.
While receiving anal sex, the receiver grabs a large purple dildo and performs a reverse reach around so both giver and receiver may enjoy their purple starfish (asshole) being burst.
Do you want to come back to my apartment for a double starbursts?
I haven’t had a hard time taking a shit because of last nights starburst.
Can’t go out tonight. Paul and I did a double starburst last night and my ass is sore.
I have a loose caboose from the double starburst last night.
Fat Indian
Not to be confused with twin Chinese Indians AKA Chindian
A young boy by the name of Sitting Drunk ate too much fry bread. He is a huge double chindian.
The situation that is created when two people simultaneously post up at the urinals and are unable to urinate due to awkwardness. Both people must abort their attempts for the situation to be considered an orthodox double stunna - extremely rare.
I was in the handicapped stall and I saw Rufus and Cornelius execute a picture perfect Double Stunna.
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After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.
" Man, John pulled the double under this morning. He must have had one hell of a night!"