samoan drive-by

a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.

Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up

driving finger

Another name for the middle finger. The name comes from the angry drivers who flip people off on the road whether it's from them cutting them off, running a red light or they just like to flip them off just to see what would happen

Some dumbass driver cut Leah off and ran a red light so Leah gave him the driving finger

Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.

This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.

Spider Drive

Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man

Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive

high to drive

ready to operate a vehicle after smoking pot

"you ready to go?"

"yeah I'm high to drive"

Drive-by Pubbing

Drive-by Pubbing:

Drive-by Pubbing is the more luxurious and comfortable alternative to the familiar pub-crawl. Drive-by Pubbing often involves several individuals visiting pub after pub by the method of a moving vehicle (bus or taxi), vacating the transport whenever a pub takes the group’s liking. Drive-by Pubbing can be pre-planned or can be done spontaneously depending on the bus’ route, often with a final goal in mind.

The weather is so rubbish, let's just go drive-by pubbing.

Scrap the pub-crawl, let's go drive-by pubbing instead.

Dukes drive

Dukes drive is where all the awesome road men go called big boner harely and little testicle max go to make epic fires 😎

Let’s go dukes drive and go get little boners over little girls