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The equivalent of the saying "when pigs fly".
Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?
Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...
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A phrase used to poke fun at those who adhere to the ideology of Litvinism, an often disputed theory which postulates that modern Belarussian people are the real founders of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and that the modern state of Lithuania is made by "Zhamoit Farmers" and stuff along those lines
this phrase is obviously taken from the quite similar phrase we wuz kangs n shiet just like definition
A: Shut up Zhamoit, Belarussians established the GDL
B: "we wuz grand dukes n shiet"
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when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.
Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"
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an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream
duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”
Taking a smelly,country style dump
I was dropping the Duke boys off at the swimming hole and they splashed me.
The sexiest man on the planet has a huge cock and is really fuckin hilarious. He is a leader and a con artist is really smart and knows his way around getting in trouble
Damn Leonard David duke is one bad ass motha fucka!