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match in the dust

something will never work. When the concept is doubtful, it is a match in the dust. This is because when I lit match hits dust, it goes out and extinguishes. So when something is a match in the dust, it will never work.

"If Biden gets elected, America is going to be a match in the dust"

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 16, 2020

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dust cropping

The action of wafting the air behind ones butt after farting.

The term is taken from the movie "I Love You, Man."

"That guy just farted."
"How can you tell?"
"He's totally dust cropping. Look at him!"

by lueby popoff September 20, 2009

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emporer of the dust

A person who enjoys sleeping with very old people

What he slept with her, shes like 89! He's a real emporer of the dust!

by scorky February 29, 2012

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Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.

Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.

by Lobstah_711 December 9, 2018

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Pork dust

The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.

I got dibs on the pork dust.

by Russell Moobs August 3, 2010

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Dust Bunny

A person who is turned on but old crusty women. After intercourse they clean up with a swiffer and pledge after signing their name on the dust covered floor.

That dust bunny Patrick has it made all he does is plow through Gmaws and gets paid to clean their retirement home. I knew he had been putting in work at the retirement home his name was written in dust all over that place

by Fingerbang August 26, 2021

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Dust Baby

One having a father of an older age, usually in his 60's or higher at the time of birth. Usually only a product of an older father, seeing as females lose that ability many years previously.

Kid: My dad had me at 17, no wonder i had nothing

Kid2: Mine had me at 70, i got everything he had his whole life when i turned 18;D

Kid: was your mom a hoe or something? because your nothing more than a dust baby

Kid2: I know:(

by RCK3 September 23, 2012

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