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person 1: what is the largest animal on earth?
person 2: ur mom
floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather
I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!
"Hey, do you know who The Person That Made Earth Day is?"
"Yes. You are a funny person"
Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth
Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth
When You find a snake/groundhole hole in the ground and fuck said hole
Me “Bro on me My hips killing me”
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it