puss fail

failing an activity because you are too afraid. usually compared to an epic fail.

Maria: Did you have fun at that party last night?
Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.

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fail video

A fail video is a video documenting an act of failure, often involving unexpected humiliation, embarrassment, pain, or self-ownage. Entertaining fail videos sometimes become viral videos or memes.

Miss South Carolina is a fail video.

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Ben-fail

to ben-fail is to be dateing a someone for sixmonths and you still have not kissed him/her

"wow wtf man your such a ben-fail"
"yea i guess im a panzie"

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Hossa Fail

(back story) In 2007-2008 Marian Hossa started the NHL season with the Atlanta Thrashers and was traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins near the trade deadline. The Penguins made it to the Stanley Cup final due to the trade, the Penguins failed to gain a victory over the 2007-2008 Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings.

For the 2008-2009 NHL Hockey season Hossa decided to pass up a $50 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins to sign for a $7.5 million one year contract with the Detroit Red Wings.

Final Result: The Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Marian Hossa all ended up in the Stanley Cup Finals in a rematch, but Hossa was on the other side. The Penguins won and Hossa LOST AGAIN!!!!

RATIONALE: THIS IS THE ONLY ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THAT IS MORE THAN AN EPIC FAIL. HE LEFT THE WINNING TEAM, THAT OFFERED HIM MORE MONEY!!!!

A mountain biker racing down a mountain swerves and crashes in to a cameraman and a tree.

-The biker causing the crash with a tree=EPIC FAIL.
-The cameraman not standing up and moving out of the way of the tree and the bike= HOSSA FAIL!!!

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Google Fail

The process of shattering misguided/idiotic ideas and thoughts by using the all-powerful, all-knowing Google search.

Ann: I'm gonna name my garage band.... hm.... Mute Math.
*She Google searches "Mute Math"*
Ann: OH NO! Some other band has it!

Bob: GOOGLE FAIL!

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girl-failing

When a girl complains that she's failing school when in reality she has a 95 average

Girl: Oh my god guysssss I'm failingggg!
Everyone else: No you're not, you're just girl-failing

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Fail Boat

Someone who constantly fails at something, and generally Life in its self. Can be told to the person as a pay out.

Excuse me, sir can i plz ride take a ride on your fail boat.

Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.

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