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Fake OT7

People that claim to love all bts members equally but in truth it’s only valid when it benefits their actual bias. Most fake ot7 are hyung line stans that pretend to like ot7 but would throw ot6 under the bus for their bias. In other words fake ot7 are mostly solo stans that lie to gain clout or just acceptance in the fandom.

Example 1

stan: “I cant wait for Jimin’s solo projects”
Fake ot7:” jimin can’t write so I doubt he’ll release anything soon he’s good in bts :)”

by SimplyKSJ December 22, 2018

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Fake Girl

A fake girl is an annoying female who is anywhere between the ages of 12-30, and may do one or more of these things...

1) Dye their hair something other than their natural color. (Most of the time, popular colors include a bright, peroxide, artificial looking blonde or a dull brunette.) Their hair is typically thin, ratty looking and very damaged.

2) Wear pounds of makeup. Have faces caked in foundation, eyes dripped with eyeliner and mascara, and lips slathered in lip gloss.

3) Be extremely skinny and shapeless. 99% of the time, they never have curves or butts.

4) Wear tight, skanky clothes that show off what non-womanly figures they have. Usually from Hollister, Abercrombie, etc. (Nothing wrong with those stores, as long as you shop from other places too. Don't make them your whole wardrobe.)

5) Carry around tons of different purses, and have 1 for every outfit.

6) Wear tons of jewelry all the time, have trashy piercings in places besides ears, and huge sunglasses.

7) Wear ugly sandals (gladiators anyone), and generally have a bad sense of style. (t shirts belted as dresses? ew.)

8) Be annoying, obnoxious little sluts who never know when to butt out of things.

9) Have long, fake nails that they tap against everything in an effort to get more attention.

In general, they are bitchy little tasteless whores, so stay away from them!

A very famous fake girl is Paris Hilton. Everything about her screams PLASTIC!

by HockeyFan92 September 19, 2010

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Fake Rape

Fake rape occurs after a girl has sex with a guy and regrets it. This may cause the girl to claim she was raped, simply to save face and not look like a whore.

This shit is ridiculous.

Mary had sex with Tom, but her friends all called her a whore. So she claimed fake rape and now she's a victim.

by The Ωmega February 22, 2011

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Fake Blumpkin

you sit down on the toilet to get ready for a blumpkin as the girl goes down you stand up and shove her face into the toilet and proceed to give her a swirley

i got fake blumpkined yesturday

by mike oxslong has to poop December 23, 2008

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fake lesbian

a straight slutty girl, who tells all her friends she's a lesbian, makes a few porno's, and emails them to all the guys she can think of so she can get cock

Tim: Dude, Trina sent me one of her lesbo videos!!!
Jeff: Sweet, man! Ya gonna fuck her?
Tim: Nah, she's a fake lesbian

by d*a*v*i*d December 6, 2008

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fake the deal

1) To front or pretend something is not true when it actually is.
2) To pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do it.

1)
Josh: "Dag playa Jenny's really being a frigid bitch to you today. I guess things didn't work out at that party last night."
Dave: "Whatever dogg. The real party last night was in her mouth, and everyone came. Then I got her in the ass last night in the back of a Volkswagen. Here watch this video."
(puts video in VCR and presses play)
1 hour later...
Josh: "Good video...that looks like a very uncomfortable place to bang a hoe. So why dat bitch gotta fake the deal?"
Dave: "I don't know man. Bitches."
Josh: "Bitches."

2)
Adam: "Hell yeah bitch I got the royal flush! I guess I'll be taking this money now."
Mike: "Shut up bitch. I didn't even get my cards yet, and neither did you. Stop faking the deal."

by Nick D November 17, 2003

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fake the deal

1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive

1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."

2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"

3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.

by Nick D December 11, 2003

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